Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?