How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do horses reside?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why was the dog so popular?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?