Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does the sun drink out of?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?