Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which computer won the talent show?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?