What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a short cow?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?