Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

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What did the Dorito say to his son?

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What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

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What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

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What did the painter say to the wall?

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

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What did the rug say to the floor?

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