Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

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What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

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What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

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What do cows like to dance to?

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What do horses say to greet each other?

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What do insects learn at school?

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