Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

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What are the strongest days of the week?

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What birds always travel in twos?

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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

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What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

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