Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

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My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

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She Needed Her Balance Checked!

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Someone stole my mood ring!

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

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To whom do fish go to borrow money?

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Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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