Puns

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

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Where does food go to take a nap?

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Why is heaven always so tidy?

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What do you call a bakery hardware store?

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What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

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Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

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Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

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What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

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Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

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Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

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What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

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Why did the frog starve?

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