Puns

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

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What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

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Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

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What do you call it when two boats become friends?

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What do you call a stationary flamingo?

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Where do T-Rexes shop?

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What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

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What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

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Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

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