Puns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

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Why should you be worried about the calendar?

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

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Why was the picture sent to jail?

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Why was the pirate late for work?

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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

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