Puns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

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Why were the atoms always hungry?

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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

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I broke my finger!

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

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Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

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Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

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What do you call a pig lumberjack?

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What do you do for an injured lemon?

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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

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