Puns

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

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What's a forklift?

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Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

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What farm animal is best at karate?

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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

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What does an escalator say when it stops working?

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

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What condiment has wings?

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