Puns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

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Why did the computer run out of money?

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Why did the elk have great hair?

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Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

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Why did the foal cough?

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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

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Why did the map not want to be weighed?

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Why did the person sit on the clock?

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

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