Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

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Why did the window need an aspirin?

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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

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Why do legumes gossip so much?

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Why do mice need oiling?

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