Puns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

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Which state has the best streets?

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Which state is the cleanest?

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Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

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Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

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Why are skeletons always hungry?

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