Puns

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

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Why did the gardener bury all his money?

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What do trees keep as a pet?

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What do painters do when they make a mistake?

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What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

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Where does mist apply for a loan?

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What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

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Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

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What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

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What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

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What did the sickly elevator say?

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What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

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