Puns

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

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What do you do when two snails fight?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

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What do you give a pony with a cold?

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What do you give a sick pig?

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

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What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

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What fairy loves to count?

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What game do cows play at parties?

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