Puns

What is a duck's favorite snack?

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What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

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What do you call a baby dinosaur?

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My leaf blower doesn't work.

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What makes music in your hair?

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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

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What do you call a greedy elf?

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Why is laughter the best medicine?

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