Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

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Did you take the patient's temperature?

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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

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How do lawyers say goodbye?

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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

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People are so hard on car mechanics.

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The museum curator needed a break.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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