Holiday

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

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What's a fork's favorite holiday?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

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Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

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How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

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What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

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What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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