Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

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What is the emptiest holiday?

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