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What day never takes itself seriously?

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What did the sun use for its sewing class?

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What do you get when two plants kiss?

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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

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What's a worm's favorite holiday?

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When do flowers get their workout in?

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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

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Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

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