Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

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What did the wasp do when he got hot?

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

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What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

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