Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

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What is another name for a cow?

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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

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What's black and white and red all over?

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What says: oom oom oom?

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What's the difference between people and chickens?

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What do you give an angry rhino?

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What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

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Where do kangaroos like to eat?

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Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

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