Animals

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

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How many insurance policies do cats need?

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What's a duck's favorite ballet?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

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What does a female lion call her mate?

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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

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Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

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How do frogs get to work?

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Why are monkeys lousy workers?

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When do cows get tired?

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