Puns

What might you call waking up in the morning?

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Why did he change his bike's tires?

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Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

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We had a discussion about roses.

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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

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Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

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What kind of water does an angel like?

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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

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Where does breakfast live?

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When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

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