Holiday

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

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What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

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What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

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What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

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What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

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What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

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