Holiday

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

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What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

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What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

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What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

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How do vampires get around on Halloween?

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What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

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What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

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