Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

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Why do diners never serve lobster?

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Why do some people love eating snails?

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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

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Why does the orange always lose in races?

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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

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Why was the chip acting so goofy?

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Why was the dairy grumpy?

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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

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