Family

Why are ghosts always single?

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Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

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What did Papa John name his newborn son?

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What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

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What did the snake name his daughter?

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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

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How did the two figs make their marriage last?

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What's a mom's favorite headwear?

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What did the peach say to its crying husband?

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What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

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What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

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