Animals

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

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What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

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What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

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What disease was the horse scared of getting?

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Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

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How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

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What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

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How do dog catchers get paid?

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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

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What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

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