Animals

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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Why do kittens know so much about church?

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Which sea animal is the best with tools?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

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What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

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What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

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When does a horse talk?

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What is the strongest animal?

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Why did the puppy struggle in school?

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