Animals

What do cats use to beat eggs?

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

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What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

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What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

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What money do cats use to go shopping?

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Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

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What did the octopus use to write his novel?

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

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Where do squirrels go on vacation?

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Why can't you trust a pig?

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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

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