Animals

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

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Which dog belongs in a band?

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Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

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Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

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What kind of birds make the best thieves?

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Why did the chicken walk across the street?

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Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

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What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

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What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

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