Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

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Why did the fish blush?

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Why did the frog have a long face?

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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

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Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

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Why did the whale cross the road?

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