Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

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What did the mouse want for its birthday?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

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What do bees chew?

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

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