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These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst

By Mia R. • Feb 09, 2024

From iced tea to lemonade, mixed drinks to wine, and smoothies to coffee—everyone is opinionated about what the best beverage is. As the weather warms up and your taste buds start to crave some hydration, bring some laughs into the mix with These 15 Drink Jokes Will Quench Your Thirst.

1. What time does everyone love to drink?

What time does everyone love to drink? image

At wine o'clock!

2. What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated? image

Electrolights.

3. What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks? image

Roller coasters.

4. Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood? image

A whiskey sour.

5. Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains? image

To a granola bar!

6. What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a ghost's favorite drink? image

Ghoul-ade!

7. What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What is an insect's favorite beverage? image

Beetle juice.

8. What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink? image

Pumpkin spy-ce latte.

9. What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's a boxer's favorite drink? image

Fruit punch!

10. What do golfers drink on the green?

What do golfers drink on the green? image

Iced tee.

11. What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of? image

A teapup!

12. What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee? image

A buzz-ard.

13. What tea do footballers drink?

What tea do footballers drink? image

Penaltea.

14. How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk? image

Toucans!

15. What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks? image

Minnesota.

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