15 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes

13 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes

By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024

Does the crisp autumn air leaf you feeling a little nutty? Us, too. That's why we created this list of 13 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes to have you fall-ing apart at the seams!

1. Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why do people always trip on September 22? image

It's the start of fall.

2. What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie at this time of year? image

You'll get autumn'y ache.

3. What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn? image

The Spice Girls.

4. Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do birds fly south in the fall? image

Because it's too far to walk.

5. What is the most adorable season?

What is the most adorable season? image

Aww-tumn.

6. What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do trees say when autumn comes? image

Don't leaf me this way!

7. What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date? image

I'm fall-ing for you.

8. Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why are trees so carefree and easygoing during this time of year? image

Because every fall, they let loose.

9. Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall? image

Because the winds of change are coming.

10. How do fall and winter say hello?

How do fall and winter say hello? image

Season's greetings!

11. Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall? joke

They were autumn mated.

12. What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn? image

Paid leaf.

13. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? image

An autumn-mobile!

Go on, give your friends pumpkin to talk about with this list of unbe-leaf-ably funny jokes!

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