What do you call a cat who loves Christmas? image

20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love

By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024

From snowman jokes to reindeer puns and everything in between, these Christmas Jokes are sure to make you laugh through the New Year. Kick up your feet, grab your holiday 'nog, and make space for a belly laugh or two throughout your holiday preparation!

Here Are 20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love:

1. What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer? image

Sandy Claus.

4. What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts? image

A Christmas rap.

5. Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time? image

Because it's in Decembrrr!

6. What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school? image

The elf-abet.

7. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? image

Snow.

8. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? image

They always drop their needles.

9. Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet? image

Because he's a rain-deer.

10. Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve? image

Santa Paws.

11. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas? image

A corn dog!

12. What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do grapes sing at Christmas? image

Tis the season to be jelly.

13. What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is the best Christmas present ever? image

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

14. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? image

Claustrophobia.

15. How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? image

Stacks.

16. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? image

Santa Clues.

17. Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? image

Santa Paws.

18. What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas Carol? image

Almond Joy™ to the World.

19. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? image

Because the angel said, "No L!"

20. What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas? image

A corn dog!

There you have it! Throw out one of these jokes at a holiday party and yule have the whole crowd cackling.

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