22 Mum-believably Funny Jokes About Moms

22 Mum-believably Funny Jokes About Moms

By Maria W. • Apr 12, 2024

Let's face it — without our mamas, we'd be lost. She's a woman like no m-other. So, let's shine a light on her with a little laughter!

22 Jokes Having Their Mom-ent:

1. Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida? image

Pana-ma city.

2. How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids? image

By using pup-pets!

3. Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Good moms let you lick the beaters. image

Great moms turn them off first.

4. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower? image

You're really growing, bud!

5. What do goats and moms have in common?

What do goats and moms have in common? image

They both have kids.

6. What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares? image

Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.

7. How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday? image

Mary Christmas!

8. Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night? image

Because she sheepwalked!

9. What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much? image

Quit s-cow-ling!

10. Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys? image

Their mom always called it a blessing!

11. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving? image

She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.

12. What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What's a mom's favorite head ware? image

Mother-hood.

13. What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib? image

A bat mobile!

14. What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie? image

Mommie Deerest.

15. What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school? image

Sleep.

16. What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby? image

My, you're growing some long legs!

17. Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired? image

She couldn't take catnaps anymore.

18. Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? image

Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.

19. My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party. image

That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.

20. Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom? image

He spent too much time on the web.

21. What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother? image

A momster.

22. Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes? image

They are too busy doing useful things.

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