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16 Blooming Funny Spring Jokes

By Ashley S. • Mar 21, 2024

Springtime is such a joyful time. Get your laughs fully blooming and march to the beat of your own drum with these jokes that will have you smiling all season long.

16 Jokes About Spring That Will Make Your Smile Bloom:

1. What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring? image

It seems like you bloomed overnight!

2. What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies? image

A spring-er spaniel.

3. What do you call an emergency in the spring?

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May day.

4. What did summer say to spring?

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Help, I'm going to fall!

5. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What goes up when spring rain comes down? image

An umbrella.

6. What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

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A-chew toy!

7. What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind? image

A maybee.

8. Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike? image

It lost all its pedals.

9. Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood? image

It was on cloud nine!

10. What does winter fat turn into?

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Spring rolls.

11. When do flowers get their workout in?

When do flowers get their workout in? image

Spring Training.

12. Why is April the cleanest month of all?

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Spring cleaning!

13. What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? image

Spring-time.

14. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring? image

It kept raining cats and dogs.

15. Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is spring the oddest season? image

It marches to the beat of its own drum.

16. What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year? image

Spring!

Break out these silly, springtime jokes the next time you want to brighten someone's day!

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