12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes
Fancy yourself the jokester of the family? Our bountiful list of 12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes will keep your loved ones laughing all night long at your holiday table this year.
1. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
2. Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
3. Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
4. What's the slowest 5k?
5. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
6. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
7. How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
8. What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
9. Why did the turkey join the band?
10. What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
11. Why did the turkey cross the road?
12. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
We hope you spend this Thanksgiving eating and drinking, but most of all, laughing with help from our jokes!
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