13 Grandma Jokes to Share Mother-s Day

12 Jokes to Share With Grandma on Mother's Day

By Gary P. • Apr 12, 2024

Share the smiles and spoil Grandma with these 13 Jokes to Share With Grandma on Mother's Day! Guaranteed to make granny giggle, these jokes are for young and old alike. Gather 'round your favorite women and get ready to laugh out loud together!

1. What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common? image

You always have to accept their cookies.

2. Shoutout to my grandma!

Shoutout to my grandma! image

It's the only way she can hear me!

3. What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit? image

Granny Smith!

4. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving? image

She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.

5. My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. image

She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.

6. What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year? image

The GRAMMYs®.

7. Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me? image

It's pretty knit.

8. Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other? image

They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!

9. Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers? image

She had a knack for gram-mer.

10. What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's grandma's favorite fruit? image

Elder-berry.

11. Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid? image

She doesn't listen.

12. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant? image

At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.

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