14 Valentine’s Day Jokes to Share with Your Valentine!

14 Valentine's Day Jokes That Are Too Cute

By Robert W. • Feb 07, 2024

The truth is that Valentine's Day is a little corny. So is romance, really. And that's the beauty of it! If we can't be silly with our most beloved person, then who can we be silly with? In that spirit, here are 14 Valentine's Day Jokes to share with your Valentine! Share a giggle and a chuckle with your partner as you celebrate another year of happiness!

1. What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day? image

The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!

2. What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day? image

This is so row-mantic!

3. Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day? image

It clicked with someone else better.

4. Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day? image

Some-bunny loves them.

5. What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do Jedis say on Valentine's Day? image

Yoda® one for me.

6. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day? image

We're a perfect match!

7. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day? image

Cauliflowers!

8. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time? image

ChocoLATE.

9. Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? image

Yes, it's February 14th.

10. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? image

A hug and a quiche!

11. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? image

He gave her a ring.

12. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

13. What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit? image

You're from good cardstock.

14. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? image

They are very scent-imental.

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