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15 Witty Winter Jokes to Warm the Soul

By Melissa M. • Jan 30, 2024

Brrr... winter is the coldest time of year. Beat the winter blues with these 15 Witty Winter Jokes! Laugher will warm you up from the inside out on the chilliest of days.

1. What type of animal does well in the cold?

What type of animal does well in the cold? image

A brrrrrrrrrrr-d.

2. Why are winter days great?

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They're snow much fun!

3. How do snowmen get information?

How do snowmen get information? image

They search on the winter-net.

4. How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter? image

Snowcaps.

5. What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity? image

Dogsledding!

6. How do fall and winter say hello?

How do fall and winter say hello? image

Season's greetings!

7. Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report? image

The winternet!

8. Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery? image

Because it had cloudy vision.

9. What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter? image

What a re-leaf!

10. What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What are hot dogs called in the winter? image

Chilly dogs.

11. What does winter fat turn into?

What does winter fat turn into? image

Spring rolls.

12. Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter? image

It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.

13. What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do frogs drink in the winter? image

Hot croako.

14. Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are the brother and sister always cold? image

Because they are chill-dren.

15. What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter? image

Roboots.

Spread the love (and warmth!) and share a winter joke with a friend today!

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