These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches

These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches

By Marcus T. • Apr 11, 2024

Looking to spruce up your day? Why not try a little green humor! From root to flower, These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches. So, whether you're a budding comedian or just a fern of some quality humor, it'd be impossible for these jokes not to grow on you! Now let's branch out and enjoy some fun.

1. What is a plant's favorite college course?

What is a plant's favorite college course? image

Chemis-tree.

2. What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you get when two plants kiss? image

Tulips!

3. What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day? image

A family tree.

4. Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the gardener bury all his money? image

To make his soil rich.

5. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? image

A power plant.

6. Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Where should you plant flowers along the road? image

In the potholes.

7. What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout? image

Bot-any plants lately?

8. How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Hey, bud!

9. Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do plants hate algebra? image

It gives them square roots.

10. Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April? image

Because April showers bring May flowers.

11. Which plant has the best roar?

Which plant has the best roar? image

A dandelion.

12. What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Planters®.

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