Score Big Laughs with 21 Spring Sports Jokes

Score Big Laughs With 21 Spring Sports Jokes

By Marcus T. • Apr 11, 2024

Spring into laughter with these seasonal sports jokes! Whether you're a spring sports athlete or just enjoy a good hot dog on the sidelines, this collection of 21 Spring Sports Jokes is sure to make you bloom with laughter. So, throw on that jersey, lace up those cleats, and get ready to score some huge laughs all season long!

1. Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team? image

Cat-cher!

2. Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the tennis player win her trial? image

Because she's excellent at having her day in court.

3. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team? image

It was sick of being kicked around!

4. Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do golfers hate cake? image

Because they might get a slice.

5. How do baseball players always stay cool?

How do baseball players always stay cool? image

They sit near their fans.

6. Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything? image

They're used to overcoming hurdles.

7. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger. image

Then it hit me.

8. Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean? image

She was a sweeper.

9. Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball? image

In golf, you have to play your foul balls!

10. Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball? image

Because it was really foul.

11. Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players? image

Because they're always making a racket!

12. Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future? image

A goal-ie.

13. What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call a handsome runner? image

Dashing.

14. Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball? image

It was a sacrifice Bundt™.

15. Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time? image

Just for kicks.

16. Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are baseball players so good at math? image

They love ballpark figures.

17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? image

In case he got a hole in one.

18. What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis? image

There is no love in pickleball.

19. Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why do sewers make terrible runners? image

They always have a stitch in their side.

20. Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball? image

The grumpire.

21. What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare? image

The Bogeyman.

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