Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth With 13 Jokes About Chocolate

Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth With 13 Jokes About Chocolate

By Jennifer A. • Apr 11, 2024

Get ready to go cocoa-nuts with laughter as you delve into this mouthwatering medley of chocolate covered jokes! Whether you're a true chocoholic or you're just hungry for laughs, these milky punchlines will surely hit the sweet spot. So, let's unwrap the fun and add some sweetness to the day!

1. Families are like fudge.

Families are like fudge. image

Mostly sweet with a few nuts.

2. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? image

Because it was feeling crumby.

3. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk? image

His mom said it was chalk-late!

4. What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate? image

Dove™ bars.

5. Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why couldn't the candy bar parents tell their children apart? image

They were identical Twix®.

6. What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars? image

We had a lot of chocolate milk.

7. This candy bar is a real home run.

This candy bar is a real home run. image

It's a Baby Ruth®.

8. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? image

Plane chocolate.

9. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time? image

ChocoLATE.

10. Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing? image

Snickers®.

11. What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate? image

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

12. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding? image

Chocolate mousse.

13. What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on? image

A toll-house road.

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