Our Top 20 Jokes Guaranteed to Get Giggles

Our Top 20 Jokes Guaranteed to Get Giggles

By Jennifer A. • Feb 21, 2024

There's truly nothing greater than giving someone a belly laugh, and nothing worse than having a joke fall flat. That's why we pulled Our Top 20 Jokes Guaranteed to Get Giggles so that you can have an arsenal of go-to jokes at every gathering, guaranteed to make your loved ones erupt with laughter.

1. Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Mount Olive.

2. What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

We're gonna have a BB!

3. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? image

I'll fill you in when I get back.

4. Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing? image

He was bacon in the sun!

5. What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's a pig's favorite dessert? image

Mud pie.

6. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair? .jpeg

He wanted to rock and roll.

7. Where do frogs keep their money?

Where do frogs keep their money? image

In a river bank.

8. What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything? image

O!

9. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? image

Her fairy grandmother.

10. Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road? image

It goes good with the traffic jam.

11. How do frogs get to work?

How do frogs get to work? image

They hop to it.

12. Where do cows go on the weekend?

Where do cows go on the weekend? image

The moo-vies.

13. What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the Dorito say to his son? image

You're a chip off the old block.

14. What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is a plane full of male cows called? image

A bull flight.

15. When you die, what part of the body dies last?

When you die, what part of the body dies last? image

The pupils... they dilate.

16. What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ? image

Rib-bits.

17. There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left? image

None. They were all copy cats.

18. What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? image

Streaky bacon.

19. What do ducks have for lunch?

What do ducks have for lunch? image

Soup and quackers!

20. What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out? image

Lean beef.

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