9 Hiss-terical Jokes to Keep You Kitten Around

9 Hiss-terical Jokes to Keep You Kitten Around

By Rosa L. • Feb 21, 2024

Wait just a meowment... are you looking for the purrr-fect joke about kittens? This collection of 9 Hiss-terical Jokes to Keep You Kitten Around will litter-ally have you laughing your socks off and feline fine. So, let's get this pawty started!

1. Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Where do baby cats learn to swim? image

The kitty pool.

2. What do cats wear to work?

What do cats wear to work? image

Kitten heels.

3. What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark? image

I'm just kitten' around.

4. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? image

To the mew-seum.

5. Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting? image

Because they're catty.

6. What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy? image

This is a cat-astrophe!

7. What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep? image

Cat's Cradle!

8. What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house? image

They created a cat-astrophic mess.

9. Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do kittens know so much about church? image

They all go through cat-echism.

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