8 Tennis Jokes That Hit Hard

8 Tennis Jokes That Hit Hard

By Maria W. • Apr 03, 2024

Serve up some serious laughs with this list of 8 Tennis Jokes! From backhand puns to forehand zingers, our pro collection guarantees a match point in the game of hilarity. So, grab your racket, shake out your funny bone, and prepare to ace every punchline!

1. Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the tennis player win her trial? image

Because she's excellent at having her day in court.

2. What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis? image

There is no love in pickleball.

3. When did they play tennis in the Bible?

When did they play tennis in the Bible? image

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

4. Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players? image

Because they're always making a racket!

5. What sport can waiters play really well?

What sport can waiters play really well? image

Tennis, because they know how to serve.

6. Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport? image

It makes love a bad thing.

7. What's the most athletic footwear?

What is the most athletic footwear? image

Tennis shoes.

8. What game can you play while eating dinner?

What game can you play while eating dinner? image

Table tennis.

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